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bogusjake:

you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro

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askgeorgebush:

petition to change the word ‘graveyard’ to ‘skeleton farm’

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erarg:

we will never know the scale of their riches 

erarg:

we will never know the scale of their riches 

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slumbermancer:

the necromancer raises every last skeleton residing in the graveyard and shouts “HA-HA! THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE! AT LONG LAST, THE SOULS AND UNYIELDING BONES OF THE DEAD ARE MINE TO COMMAND!”

the skeletons, possessing no large intestines and thus being devoid of souls, are not bound to the necromancer’s will. as any good conjurer of the dead worth their hell-salt knows, the reason you conjure zombies and not skeletons is due to them possessing their vulnerable, soul-filled large intestines.

defeated, and irreversibly self-owned, the necromancer sulks back to their dank, awful cave, while the skeletons go on to become talented florists and gardeners, accomplished jazz musicians, and otherwise productive, successful and welcomed members of society

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maggotmaster:

wizzared8483594wizzaed:

maggotmaster:

I didn’t know they redesigned Hatsune Miku.

no thats the robot from my life as a teenage robot

I’m glad she finally has her own anime but her name is Hatsune Miku.

maggotmaster:

wizzared8483594wizzaed:

maggotmaster:

I didn’t know they redesigned Hatsune Miku.

no thats the robot from my life as a teenage robot

I’m glad she finally has her own anime but her name is Hatsune Miku.

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mygoldengeist:

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askstarliner:

This is real film of a real ghost

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t 

mygoldengeist:

the-archetype-of-civilization:

askstarliner:

This is real film of a real ghost

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t 

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lifeywifey:

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odditymall:

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

This some of that James Bond shit.

Swiss Army Hairclip

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

FINALLY!!!

I would maul myself with that thing, but I want it.

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